Confidential to Hank

To: Cousin Hank
From: Annalise
RE: Santa Hank

I feel your pain in regards to being dressed funny by our parents. It seems like each holiday that come is an excuse to dress us in something silly. I mean, look at me. Does a zebra have this many stripes? Hortizonal stripes do nothing for my figure.You can't see my socks, but they are an extension of the theme. They actually say "99% nice, 1% naughty". They should say "96% nice, 1% naughty, 3% spit up".
As you can see, I'm clearly shocked (but at the same time, simply adorable) by the outfit I'm wearing.

(if you want to view Hank's holiday get up, check out his site. There's a link on the right side of the screen.)